Tutorial: How to orchestrate a snuggle session.

Start by assessing the situation.  If snuggle buddy hops on couch near you, view that as an invitation.  Move slowly, be sure snuggle buddy is asleep before moving closer. (this step is shown in the following video)

Then, back your booty up to the desired location, again SLOWLY.  Do not wake snuggle buddy, this could result in you being lunch. 

Really quickly smell snuggle buddy, because he smells so delicious. 

FOCUS MAN, ok, ok.  Sit for a few moments to be sure he’s still sleeping. 

Then…lower your beautiful body down.  Gently.  

Let snuggle buddy spoon you.  This is also the point in your life when you thank God for miracles and dreams-come-true.  

If you are still alive at this point, REJOICE!!!  And then sleep.  Stalking snuggle buddies is exhausting.  

21 thoughts on “Tutorial: How to orchestrate a snuggle session.

  1. Julianne Victoria – I am a Spiritual Counselor, Shamanic Healer, Writer, & Creator. I hope to help heal, teach, and inspire others on their souls' journeys and in this life. © Julianne Victoria and Through the Peacock's Eyes Press under the Common Law Copyright www.juliannevictoria.com
    Kuruk on said:

    Pawesome snuggles! Wooooowooooooo!

  2. weliveinaflat – Donna the mutt dog is adopted at 3+, has her own dog blog and Youtube channel. She sure gets more likes and followers on Instagram than her mom would :P
    weliveinaflat on said:

    You are so cute, Jake.

  3. writetowag – Woof!!!! My Cairn Terrier blog is dedicated to you...the faithful dog owner. If you are a dog lover and enjoy pictures, poems and advice on how to care for your senior dog, then please check out writetowag. My Cairn Terrier, Trevor, has a simple motto: "Bark less, wag more." Wouldn't the world be a better place if we all practiced that? ;-) --Barking from Nashville, TN
    writetowag on said:

    Awwwwwww!!!! Soooooo sweet!!!!

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