I love that she buys us soft, fluffy things to rest ALL our parts on. Yeah, she’s great. And so pretty. 
When are we moving to Hawaii?
I pee in a diaper and poop in my bed, why do I have to go out in sub-zero temps? No seriously, why. 
Jake: Is this Heaven? 
Melvin: Is this Hell? 
This is too funny! Oh Jake, i too wonder why you have to go out on frigid days.