Jake’s dream came true.

The story as told by Jake.

“What the…he knows that is my spot, why is he there?!”11 21 13

“Wait, could this be, dare I even think it, an invite to snuggle?!!!”

“Everyone be cool.  Seriously, no quick movements or noise. If you ruin this for me I’ll pee in your beds.” 

“OK, good, good.  I’ll just sit really still for a minute so he gets used to my awesomeness being so close to him.  He is probably feeling the warmth of my joy by now.” 

“My gawd he smells good.” 

“No, seriously, you gotta smell him.  It’s amazing.”

“Focus, man, focus.  The prize is right there, that gorgeous butt.  Move closer to da butt.”  

“He loves me and I love his butt.”  

The story as told by Melvin.

“What the BLEEP is he doing?”

9 thoughts on “Jake’s dream came true.

  1. Emily @ Our Waldo Bungie – Kansas City, MO – Daniel & I bought our first house in Waldo (a cool neighborhood in Kansas City, MO) and moved in on June 11, 2009. We live with Turk (pit bull mix) and Rufus (chihuahua/Jack Russell mix) and spend our days fixing up our little bungalow, fostering homeless pitties and exploring our city. Come join us on our little adventure!
    Emily @ Our Waldo Bungie on said:

    They are hilarious!

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