How did Valentine’s Day sneak up on me again? I spend way too much time staring out the window…
Also, I’m a bit worried that my need to bark and lung at every dog in the neighborhood is limiting my dating pool options and not, as I had thought, bringing sexy back. Is this the case? Be honest.
Will I ever find love?
Oh but just you wait. A new girl just moved in to the hood and she makes me wiggle and dance. My mom and her mom are pretty tight and I think I have this one locked up! I shall not bark at her, I shall not bark at her, I SHALL NOT BARK AT HER.
But first I shall nap.