I can sleep anywhere. It’s a gift.

In the bathroom.

Partially under the couch.

Across the chaise so no one else can sit down.

Under my ex-girlfriend, Fluffy Pillow.

During the Kardashian marathon (that’s me in foreground).

On Her lap.
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Polly wants to tandem nap with you. She’ll be there in 10 hours.
You’ve got some great napping spots Melvin!
With gifts like that, I wish you could teach me how to sleep on an plane – never can do that, no matter how long the flight.
I can’t either! Perhaps Melvin should start a napping class?
Whatever could have caused your break up with Fluffy Pillow? Although I’ve never met her, I’m certain that she’s still pining for you Melvin.