Yo, it’s Jake. The mother up and left me this week. I mean we ascertained (yes I know what that means) that I have abandonment issues and anxiety over losing my brother and then she thought, hey, I have a terrible idea, and she up and left for the beach for a week.
What the what?
Anyway, I guess I’ll forgive her since she left me in the care of a really cool chick. This chick smells a lot like my midday walker, D-money. Apparently, my
servant dog-sitter this week is D-money’s daughter! That whole family must be hard-core addicted to Jake love and kisses cause at one point this week, I had a harem! Here I am with D-money and my two other girlfriends her two daughters.
Here is a recap of my most momentous ‘mom’s-away-lets-partay-week’.
I showed my sitter my creeper moves. She was not detoured. I love her.
I hunted a duck. In my monkey diaper.
And I took some private time. I mean Jake can’t entertain 24/7. This ain’t vegas.
Looks like he’s king of the castle!