I would say that Melvin’s hair shows up on about 95% of my clothing. I just don’t own a ton of tan items. I used to lint-roll but now I just don’t care. I was getting a pedicure this weekend and the woman next to me looked at my shorts and proclaimed ‘you must have a dog’. Before I could confirm this (or gush about how adorable he is), she told me she used to have a dog, but she gave it away because it’s hair was always all over her clothing. She used her hands to do a universal sign language to reiterate ‘all over’. The look on her face was expectant of some sort of empathy from me (I guess since I was covered, ALL OVER, in dog hair).
My response: “I’m sure the dog is better off without you”.