Three years ago, Melvin had one collar. Our life was happy, but there was also a sadness (in the general area of accessorizing). I knew we had to make a change. I mean one collar? That is borderline abusive.
Today, Melvin has a collar collection that is museum worthy. When Jake came, I obviously needed to catch him up on his own collection. I mean, it would be hurtful not to. Funny story there, I bought Jake a bunch of collars and then his neck went through a growth spurt, so now I am slowly replacing each collar that is too tight for his giant waddle.
Let me first explain that when I say collars, I mean Sirius Republic collars. We have a monogamous relationship with SR. We are not swingers.
So here’s the thing. I’m addicted – but don’t send help. If you want to send something, send ideas for the next Sirius Republic collar they
most definitely don’t need will be getting! We have thirty collars so far (this does not include bow ties, or leashes or snoods). When I was taking the photos, I realized a couple of collars were in the wash (and two are in use). I could have gotten them but I think these photos do the addiction plenty of justice. On this one thing in life, we never ‘just say no’. (We have that same philosophy about wine).