Hey, it’s Melvin. Remember me? ‘Oh Melvin’ my ass.
A long time ago, this blog was all about me. I had a tail back then and famous photographers took my picture and I was in a calendar that was available for purchase by the whole world. The whole world people!
But then, I guess I lost it all. In addition to losing my poor tail (injury), I apparently lost my blog too. To this guy. I mean to be fair he is not responsible for the loss of my tail but if he’d been around then, I’m sure he would have played a role.
This video, sums up my life. Oh sorry Jake, let me move out of your way so you can wear my bed around on your head like a friggen maniac! My bad. What in the world was I thinking just trying to lay here on this small patch of rug. Please yes, ram me in the head WITH MY OWN BED.