Yo. It’s Jake, remember me? With all that is going on with Melvin I was worried you may have forgotten the ‘yo Jake’ part of this blog.
So my brother smells sad, and I guess she can smell it now too cause it makes her eyes drip. Normally if she gets on the floor with us I’m charging her so I can get a good spot on her lap, but lately I have been giving her and my brother time alone. It seems important to her and that makes it important to me. In return, she has been letting me come up on the big bed at night so I have some time with my brother too. It’s been awesome to fall asleep next to him! Although oddly, each morning I wake up in my own bed. Maybe it’s a dream.
It’s not all sad. Apparently Melvin needs to eat more so that means I get to eat more too! She says there is a diet in my future! What is a diet? Is it delicious? I can’t wait!
I’ve been training as a gymnast lately. I can do full splits with my back legs! Sometimes I do a jazz split to mix up my routine. I still have not mastered getting out of the splits though, must need to work my core more. I hope I get a leotard, I’d look so hot in a leotard.
Anyway, just wanted you to know that I’m holding down the fort over here. And she still carves out time for me each day. I’ve been going on my own walks in my stroller, I rule this hood like a boss. She says just wait til I take to streets on my other wheels, I think she got me a motorcycle! I am such a badass.
Over and out, Jake (the best little bro ever. modest too.)
PS. She said to mention that she is working the Pet Expo this weekend in Chantilly, VA. If any of you are local, stop by the French Bulldog Rescue booth, she might be there. I apparently will not be there since I am a menace to other dogs. Whatever.